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#1102 » by Cristina » 14 Jun 2013 00:43
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!
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#1103 » by DeeJay » 23 Jun 2013 18:30
temperatura de la noi din dormitor..
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I spin this!
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Re: OffTopic
#1104 » by Cristina » 23 Jun 2013 19:23
It's getting hot in here, so hot, so take off all your clothes
I am, getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off . . .
I am, getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off . . .
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#1107 » by Cristina » 01 Jul 2013 10:04
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#1109 » by Psychopath » 02 Jul 2013 14:39
O celula umana contine 75 MB informatie genetica, deci un spermatozoid contine 37,5 MB. Intr-un mililitru cub de sperma sunt 100 milioane de spermatozoizi. In medie, la o singura ejaculare se elibereaza 2,25 ml in 5 secunde. Deci - logic - latimea de banda a p*lii este: (37.5MB x 100M x
2,25)/5=1 687 500 000 000 000=1687,5 TeraBytes/s. Este cel mai ineficient mod de a folosi un mediu de comunicatie. Faci broadcast cu
1687,5 TB/s cu acelasi set de informatie (redundanta uriasa!) cu speranta ca poate 37,5 MB din ei vor ajunge la destinatie. In plus, are si o latenta uriasa, primesti ACK-ul (acknowledgement) in 60 zile, iar raspunsul la cererea ta se compune in 9 luni. Si de cele mai multe ori e doar spam! Asa se explica de ce zice
lumea: "Imi merge Net-ul ca p**a !!!"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)) MOOOOOR!
2,25)/5=1 687 500 000 000 000=1687,5 TeraBytes/s. Este cel mai ineficient mod de a folosi un mediu de comunicatie. Faci broadcast cu
1687,5 TB/s cu acelasi set de informatie (redundanta uriasa!) cu speranta ca poate 37,5 MB din ei vor ajunge la destinatie. In plus, are si o latenta uriasa, primesti ACK-ul (acknowledgement) in 60 zile, iar raspunsul la cererea ta se compune in 9 luni. Si de cele mai multe ori e doar spam! Asa se explica de ce zice
lumea: "Imi merge Net-ul ca p**a !!!"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
)) MOOOOOR! 
Re: OffTopic
#1110 » by Artamess » 02 Jul 2013 15:58
Kissing someone for one minute burns about 2 calories.
Experts estimate that you burn between 1.5 and 2 calories per minute while kissing someone.
If you want to burn more than that, put some passion in it.
Experts estimate that you burn between 1.5 and 2 calories per minute while kissing someone.
If you want to burn more than that, put some passion in it.
