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Post #11 » by Gh30 » 04 Jul 2013 03:14

"The Playbook" by Barney Stinson: "Suit up. Score chicks. Be awesome."
Point and shoot!

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Post #12 » by Cristina » 04 Jul 2013 09:42

K-Roland (Re: Post 8), cute. :-w


Psychopath (Re: Post 10), ii place semnatura mea ! :))



ONTOPIC:

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“When it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, then I'm already better than them.”
― Marilyn Monroe
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Post #13 » by Psychopath » 04 Jul 2013 09:51

"Slevin: I'm sorry, who are you?
The Boss: I'm The Boss.
Slevin: I thought he was The Boss.
The Boss: Why? Do we look alike? So, Mr Fisher, you were gonna tell me something?
Slevin: I don't know, you brought me here.
The Boss: Yes I did. Back when you thought I was him.
Slevin: I didn't think you were him, I thought he was you. And I was trying to tell him - you that they picked up the wrong guy.
The Boss: The wrong guy for what?
Slevin: Whatever it is you wanna see me about.
The Boss: Do you know what I wanna see you about?
Slevin: No.
The Boss: Then how do you know I got the wrong guy?
Slevin: Because I'm not...
The Boss: Maybe I want to give you $96,000. In that case do I still have the wrong guy?
Slevin: Do you wanna give me $96,000?
The Boss: No, do you wanna give me $96,000?
Slevin: No, should I?
The Boss: I don't know, should you?
Slevin: I don't know, should I?
The Boss: [pause] Long story short.
Slevin: I think we're well past that point.
The Boss: I bet it was that mouth that got you that nose.
Slevin: Okay, I'm under the impression that you're under the impression that I owe you $96,000...?
The Boss: No, you owe Slim Hopkins $96,000. You owe Slim, Slim owes me. You owe me."




"Slevin: But I'm not Nick.
Elvis: Yeah, well, unfortunately for you, you're not the first cat to tell me you wasn't the guy I was looking for.
Slevin: You can ask Lindsey. She lives across the hall!
Elvis: Yo, man, I ain't askin' nobody nothin'! Nick, Slevin, Clark Kent, whatever the fuck your name is. The Virgin Mary herself could com waltzin' up in here with her fine ass, titties hangin' out and everything, and if she tells me your name is Jesus Christ, I STILL gotta take you to see the Boss"



"The Rabbi: You're unlucky and nothing more than a frame of reference for the lucky Mr. Fisher. You're unlucky, so that I may know that I am not. Unfortunately, the lucky never realised they are lucky until its too late. Take yourself for instance, yesterday you were better off than you are today but it took today for you to realise it. But, today has arrived and it's too late. You see?"


* Citate din filmul Lucky Number Slevin , pe care il recomand cu caldura.
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Post #14 » by Eseth » 04 Jul 2013 12:30

"Never judge a book by its movie." - J. W. Eagan
Nusquam est verus. Sulum res est licitus.
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Post #15 » by Artamess » 04 Jul 2013 21:31

"We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for. To quote from Whitman, "O me! O life!... of the questions of these recurring; of the endless trains of the faithless... of cities filled with the foolish; what good amid these, O me, O life?" Answer: that you are here; that life exists, and identity; that the powerful play goes on and you may contribute a verse. What will your verse be?"

"There's a time for daring and there's a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for."

"No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world."


(Dead Poets Society)

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference." (Robert Frost)

"If you do not breathe through writing, if you do not cry out in writing, or sing in writing, then don't write, because our culture has no use for it." (Anais Nin)
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Post #16 » by Psychopath » 05 Jul 2013 13:59

Pentru utilizatorii de Windows...
La o expozitie de calculatoare (COMDEX), Bill Gates a comparat în mod repetat
insustria de software cu industria de automobile.
Printre altele a facut si afirmatia urmatoare:

"Daca General Motors ar fi tinut pasul cu tehnologia, la fel cum se întampla în industria de
software, astazi am fi condus masini de 25 de dolari care ar fi consumat un galon de benzina la
1000 de mile".
Ca raspuns, presedintele General Motors, a publicat o scrisoare in presa:
"Daca General Motors si-ar fi dezvoltat tehnologia în acelasi mod ca Microsoft, atunci masinile pe
care le-ati fi condus astazi, ar fi avut urmatoarele caracteristici:

1. Fara nici un motiv, orice s-ar întampla, masina dumneavoastra se va strica de doua ori pe
zi;
2. De fiecare data când se va reface marcajul pe autostrada, va trebui sa cumparati o noua
masina;
3. De cîte ori s-ar revopsi liniile de demarcatie de pe drumuri ar trebui sa-ti cumperi masina
noua.
4. Din când în când, masina dumneavoastra se va opri pe autostrada si veti accepta acest
lucru repornind-o de fiecare data;
5. Din când în când, executând anumite manevre, ca de exemplu o întoarcere la stânga,
masina se va opri si va refuza sa porneasca iar în acest caz veti fi obligat sa reinstalati
motorul;
6. Numai o persoana poate folosi la un moment dat masina, cu exceptia cazului în care ati
cumparat Car95 sau CarNT; dar în acest caz, va trebui sa cumparati mai multe locuri;
7. MacIntosh va face o masina care merge cu energie solara, fiabila, de cinci ori mai rapida,
de doua ori mai usor de condus, dar nu va putea rula decât pe cinci la suta din sosele;
8. Indicatorul pentru ulei, cel pentru temperatura apei, cel pentru baterie, toate vor fi
înlocuite cu un singur indicator luminos "General car default";
9. În masina ar încapea numai o persoana sau ar trebui sa mai cumperi scaune.
10. Scaunele noi va vor obliga sa aveti aceeasi marime a curului;
11. Sistemul airbag si centura de siguranta va întreba "Sunteti sigur?" înainte de a intra în
functiune;
12. Din când în când, fara nici un motiv, masina se va încuia singura. Dar exista o solutie:
Trageti de mânerul portierei, rasuciti cheia si tineti antena radio cu mâna;
13. Odata cu masina ati fi obligati sa cumparati si un ghid complet al strazilor din toata
lumea, chiar daca nu aveti de gînd sa iesiti din oras. Altfel, performantele masinii ar fi
diminuate cu 50%.
14. General Motors va cere cumparatorilor sai sa cumpere si un set de harti Rand McNally
(acum o sucursala a General Motors), indiferent daca aveti sau nu nevoie, chiar daca nu
vreti. Daca încercati sa renuntati la aceasta optiune, veti observa o diminuare cu 50% a
performantelor masinii. Mai mult decat atât, din când în când, General Motors va fi supus
investigatiei Departamentului de Justitie;
15. De fiecare data când General Motors va introduce un nou model de masina,
cumparatorii vor fi obligati sa învete din nou sa sofeze, deoarece nici una din noile comenzi
ale masinii nu va functiona ca cele vechi.
16. Veti apasa pe butonul "Start" pentru a opri motorul.



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Post #17 » by Cristina » 05 Jul 2013 14:12

We are torn between a nostalgia for the familiar and an urge for the foreign and strange. As often as not, we are homesick most for the places we have never known.
— Carson McCullers
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Post #18 » by Cristina » 06 Oct 2013 20:35

“I guess what scares me the most is knowing that at any moment, you could rip my heart out of my chest, tear it into pieces, throw it on the ground and stomp all over it. And that I’d just pick it up and hand it back to you.”


“Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything. They make you feel so alive that you’d follow them straight into hell, just to keep getting your fix.”

"its weird how you can have friends, but also have no friends at the same time"

“You don’t need anyone’s affection or approval in order to be good enough. When someone rejects or abandons or judges you, it isn’t actually about you. It’s about them and their own insecurities, limitations, and needs, and you don’t have to internalize that. Your worth isn’t contingent upon other people’s acceptance of you — it’s something inherent.

You exist, and therefore, you matter. You’re allowed to voice your thoughts and feelings. You’re allowed to assert your needs and take up space. You’re allowed to hold onto the truth that who you are is exactly enough. And you’re allowed to remove anyone from your life who makes you feel otherwise.”


“I want you to crave me. From my lips, up to my words.”


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Post #19 » by Artamess » 07 Oct 2013 16:44

“One of my main regrets in life is giving considerable thought to inconsiderate people.” ― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

“When you're surrounded by all these people, it can be lonelier than when you're by yourself. You can be in a huge crowd, but if you don't feel like you can trust anyone or talk to anybody, you feel like you're really alone.”

“The most beautiful people I've known are those who have known trials, have known struggles, have known loss, and have found their way out of the depths.”

“Too many people spend money they earned..to buy things they don't want..to impress people that they don't like.”

“Don't waste your time with explanations: people only hear what they want to hear.”

“Sometimes people who seem good end up being not as good as you might have hoped, you know?”
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Post #20 » by Cristina » 16 Oct 2013 20:38

“A little damage makes people more interesting, right?”
— Catherine Hapka, Something Borrowed

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